Some jerk I work with told me today, "If I wanted any lip from you I'd unzip my pants." Then, about half an hour later, wanted to know why there was so much tension between us... "Well, kiddo, you're 35 and think it's appropriate to say things like that."
My lacrosse playing heiress friend offered to kick his ass, but instead we told him he couldn't have any of the cake she'd brought in for my two year anniversary of working there. He had a plate and fork out and was going for the knife when we said, "No way, dude. No cake for you!"
7:03 p.m. - 2006-12-15
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