Went to the doctor this morning. Took a u-turn too early and had to go all the way back down the interstate and up it again. Forgot my wallet. The very nice receptionist let me leave, go home and call back with my credit card information.
My test results were negative for occult blood. It really is just my horrible diet, so she told me to keep drinking more water and getting more vegetables and taking laxatives for a while and then see if my stools stay nice and soft. I was getting myself ready for having to have a colonoscopy and the accompanying IV. I was going to ask her if the people over at the hospital could gas me and then take some blood while I was out to test for everything under the sun in addition to sticking a camera up my butt. I had it all planned out. Worst case scenario.
11:55 a.m. - 2006-12-14
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